So there we have it, the Chelsea ‘World Exclusive’ is….Frank bloody Lampard???
Seriously, is this man’s ego not big enough already that the club have to announce his signing of a contract as a ‘World Exclusive’?
Here we all are sitting expectantly to hear news of a new signing – something really big – and we’re told Lampard’s agreed to overcome his two year fear of ink and be paid an obscene amount of money for the pleasure. So after saying nothing to end speculation for weeks, making sure he’d got as much of the summer limelight as possible while the supporters were left waiting. And Chelsea reward him by making a big song and dance about it when he finally gets the five-year contract he’d been after all along?
Oh well, I guess it boosted Chelsea TV subscriptions!
Blue is the colour
